A lot of Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don’t like it but because it’s really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it’s time i brake it down for you.The secret to giving good head is to read the signs.

Think of eating the pussy as your way of saying, “although I am about to rock your socks . here’s a little intimate treat session to show you how much I really feel about you.

Break it down!

Don’t go down unless you’re with it . Doing it when you don’t want to will only turn you off and her .

A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the lips and a little playing with the clit all that’s needed to get the honey dripping.

Once you’re sure the pussy is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you go down .

Extra tip:make sure u use 2 fingers when rubbing the pussy . bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.

Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about teasing. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.( meaning she would get turned off)

Once she’s all horny and wet ready to go., it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit.

Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head. this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the sweat off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. (DONT GO UNDER THE BLANKETS)

Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the PUSSY in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her PUSSY, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run.

When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual pussy lol

By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.

EXTRA TIP : Hover over the pussy for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. thats always bad lol

IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE

Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All i can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.

IMPORTANT: Never bite the pussy in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.

One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.

Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it . Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.

Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show that pussy whoz boss.

The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips.

If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.

important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.

thats pretty much it put your dick in and get to work cause after all that she gonna fucking forget u even had a dick lol thatz were she would prolly fall in love with you if you doing your job right .

pussy eating tips from jeremy theboss gonzalez